That said, I began crossfit as a previously sedentary person. I did NOTHING physical, so I wouldn't at all be surprised if, a year and some change in, if I'm still getting newbie gains.
The whole "woefully misguided" thing is why I posted - I only have myself to compare to. I can't tell whether my explosive movements are fine for a very low carb athelete or just fine for an athelete, given my previous lack of experience. I was keto and inactive prior to crossfit and now virtually zero carb and pretty active, so it's not like I have any comparison.