@becksblue It was okay! Does not take long at all, I WFH so was back working immediately afterwards.
Went in to do standard check in with vitals and they have you take everything off from the waist down and put on a surgical skirt then lay on the operating chair. They clean the area and feel for your vas deferens before doing anything. They used novocaine and it’s a little pinch followed by burning and you’ll feel quite a bit of pressure going up into your abdomen when they inject it - that part is pretty uncomfortable.
After a couple minutes they make an incision and manipulate your vas deferens a bit and ask if you feel anything. IF YOU FEEL ANYTHING,EVEN SOME PRESSURE, TELL THEM YOU FEEL IT and they will inject more. I did not and it sucked and by the time I spoke up they were pretty much done on that side. Then they clip/cauterize and stitch the incision, followed by the same process on the other side. Maybe 20-30 minutes total in the chair. Since I didn’t call out that I felt any pressure at all after the initial injection, I was probably in more discomfort than the average procedure.
Recovery-wise it’s a lot of sitting, alternate ibuprofen and acetaminophen, and on/off with ice. The first couple days are super important for these things because it pretty much determines how much swelling/bruising you have to deal with. Then by about day 3 I noticed I was climbing stairs easier, etc. then walking without any discomfort around a week. Depending on how your blood vessels are situated, you may have significantly more swelling and bruising on one side than the other - that’s normal!
Overall it’s really not that bad, just be mentally prepared to take it easy. By comparison it’s less invasive, less recovery, and no hormonal impact vs. anything someone with a uterus has to do for the same result. You’re going to be fine and will be back at it before you know it!