what’s everyone’s go-to (lame) joke at the gym?

[elsiejo]

i usually turn up at 18:28 for an 18:30 class, the 17:30-18:30 is usually just finishing. i like to walk around and say how brutal the workout was and high five people who’ve just done the class.

i don’t think i’m well liked

 

[ajhnh]

@elsiejo When the warm up is done - "Great workout everyone, see you tomorrow"

 

[yadayah]

@ajhnh As a newbie I literally said ‘that wasn’t so bad’ like we were done. I just got smirks.

 

[lonelyhubbie]

@yadayah That's great

 

[bethany311]

@lonelyhubbie I didn’t realize I was in a CrossFit sub just now so it’s funny how I kept thinking about how this has all happened in CrossFit.

 

[marieeeee]

@ajhnh I’ve been using this one since High School and I don’t plan on stopping now.

 

[spud1241]

@ajhnh I wait until after the first round of the metcon and say this. I also thank the coach for a great class.

 

[singerum]

@ajhnh Classic

 

[elsiejo]

@ajhnh i love this

 

[suzanne123]

@elsiejo REINHARDT LOVES A BAD JOKE!

 

[jacob308]

@ajhnh Ahhh i slapped my hand on my face for laughing haha i hate these people

 

[rushamania]

@elsiejo I love saying, "It's a good thing we get paid to do this!"

 

[marieeeee]

@rushamania As a coach, I love this

 

[garee]

@rushamania

 

[khristine]

@elsiejo For AMRAPs, etc. we usually use poker chips to count rounds. If someone asks me if I need chips I’ll reply “what, you think I can’t count to 2?”

 

[yadayah]

@khristine I was always curious why we had poker chips at our gym. Thanks.

 

[sundayy]

@yadayah Brain hard to work when body sweaty, throw chip

 

[swaninthewilderness]

@elsiejo I do a lot of drop ins (travel for work) and whenever they ask about injuries I always say “only emotional” gets a laugh every time. A pity laugh because I’m new there but I count it.

 

[blessedfaith]

@elsiejo Coach after explaining the workout: Ok cool. Any questions?

Me: Why are you mad at us?

 

[veronica77]

@blessedfaith I always ask: “What should I do if I get tired?”