what’s everyone’s go-to (lame) joke at the gym?

[jonastiago]

@elsiejo During warmup stretches. “What’s up dog?”

 

[cerenity77]

@elsiejo “Why don’t you leave some weights for the rest of us”

 

[adamwegner]

@elsiejo After the workout and someone says "what's up?" and I reply with "my heart rate"
"AMRAP... So... As much rest as possible"
"AMRAP. More like amNap..."
"can't forget the rest. I'll PR that today" or "rest is the one movement I excel at in this one"

 

[iateabear]

@elsiejo Using chalk for hsw

 

[jacbar123]

@elsiejo This is really specific but my gym is really close to where Dr Tabata lives so I often tell people if they don’t like doing Tabatas go talk to him.

P.s. all of these comments are absolute gold

 

[captaincrash]

@elsiejo “These bells are so dumb.”

 

[debbie351]

@elsiejo Saying "you gunna snatch that?" when they have their deadlift weight on the bar

 

[adm]

@elsiejo Probably about e medicine ball jokes!!

 

[dawn16]

@elsiejo "Can we do that again?" always got laughs out of one coach, but stink eye from one who had zero sense of humor and would start off lecturing us until someone would yell out "It's a joke!".

 

[elsiejo]

@dawn16 there’s always one

 

[jeheke]

@elsiejo Yell "this is important!" right before the bell

 

[steamboatpaul]

@elsiejo Anytime anyone uses the 0.25-1.25# plates for a PR everyone makes sure they know the cock rings are in use and others will have to wait for them

 

[escaconhump1984]

@elsiejo When someone loads up 300#+ for deadlifts: "Bicep curls today huh?"

 

[jason5431]

@elsiejo When people show up 10min or more late to 8am class, I like to say they are very early for the 9am class.

 

[jason5431]

@elsiejo Also the owner of the gym loves to say she only runs when it’s from the cops.

 

[revolver]

@elsiejo We did tire flips today, probably dropped my "I'm tired" joke one time too many.... which was one. It was once.

 

[stevohh]

@elsiejo I live in Florida. Our place has no AC. I go at 3:30 when they're re opening from the morning classes/ open gym. It's freaking hot when you walk in.

The owner flips on the industrial fans, cue me "oh that will do it, perfect"