what’s everyone’s go-to (lame) joke at the gym?

[dawn16]

@veronica77

 

[danielrao]

@veronica77 I'm laughing hard at this.

 

[belovedchild1]

@blessedfaith Coach after explaining the workout: Ok cool. Any questions?

Me: Do you think these are women’s shorts?

 

[thatsbunkers]

@belovedchild1 Me: “How many holes does a straw have?”

 

[richardjordan]

@belovedchild1 Do I look fat in this?

 

[naoiwi]

@belovedchild1 Why is there prune juice but not raisin juice?

 

[contrecoup]

@blessedfaith I have a note from my mother to be excused from gym today

 

[joiner20]

@blessedfaith "Who hurt you?"

 

[123lx]

@blessedfaith "What did we do to deserve this?"

 

[teamor]

@blessedfaith My favorite answer is always: a lot of questions, but not about the workout

 

[timithos]

@blessedfaith When we get asked that, I always say “do we have to do this?”

 

[airamerica]

@timithos As the coach, reply is always "actually no, not at all! You have your car keys and the front door is not locked. In fact, you PAID to be here! Can you believe that??!"

 

[chinny702]

@blessedfaith Why is a pig's tail curly?

 

[cherrystrawberrydrop]

@blessedfaith “Yeah I have a question, how dare you.”

We are all over 30 and have seen the office

 

[sarahjamison19]

@elsiejo I like to ask "about how long the workout is taking people today" when it's an AMRAP. it's not a good joke.

 

[veronica77]

@sarahjamison19 For AMRAPs I tell everyone that I did the workout for time and I tied for first.

 

[jacbar123]

@veronica77 Oh my god, this is wonderful. Next time I get to train with a class, I’m using this. Thank you.

 

[yuliza]

@sarahjamison19 It is.

 

[ross11]

@elsiejo When we’re all lined up to start a run as part of our metcon, I will stand in the back, then frantically take off from the start line 3 secs early. People hate me as well

 

[veronica77]

@ross11 OMG I love this. I’m going to do this but add in a “See ya, suckers!” But then bend over panting and wave everyone past and say I’ll catch up with them later.