what’s everyone’s go-to (lame) joke at the gym?

[dacs74]

@elsiejo I’ll rx the rest. For sure.

 

[untamedmind]

@elsiejo After a very hard session with ppl lying on the floor, I like to say, now that the warm up is over are you ready for the real workout

 

[fatherhusband]

@elsiejo When I realize I didn’t start a workout on my watch: Oh hey guys I forgot to start my watch so we gotta do that again

 

[cherrystrawberrydrop]

@fatherhusband I tuned off the notifications on my watch but one girl doesn’t, so 30 minutes in “EXERCISE RING CLOSED.” I always go up to her and fist bump saying “way to close that ring kid.”

 

[kisame2602]

@elsiejo “The only thing I Rx is a nap.”

 

[oddrob]

@elsiejo As a coach at the end of an intense wod:

What’s up with you guys, I didn’t even break a sweat

Lmao

 

[teamor]

@elsiejo “Ok everyone, 10 seconds…”
OH GOD NO

 

[pam24]

@teamor Yes...yes...and.....a thousand times yes

 

[twoboys]

@elsiejo My lame joke is "that's what she said" at any possible chance.

 

[reece]

@elsiejo Ten seconds before the workout starts, “I just remembered that don’t like CrossFit” and head for the door.

 

[garee]

@elsiejo That's hilarious

 

[thepinkturtle]

@elsiejo As a distance runner, whenever there is a warmup run (say 100 m) I like to stop halfway, put my hands on my knees, and pretend I’m not gonna make it back to the gym.

 

[empathy_isthe_key]

@elsiejo When the coach asks if we are all ready, i will always say "give me 10 min". It makes me laugh every single time

 

[polygonon]

@elsiejo After finishing a particularly brutal workout, where most folks are still flat out on the ground making sweat angels, I like to go up to the people waiting for the next class and tell them the workout was "actually pretty chill"...

 

[hannah28]

@elsiejo My joke is why did the chicken cross the road? I go to my car (I’m parked across the street and leave).

 

[lutheran]

@elsiejo When I finish explaining the workout there's one guy who always says 'what are we doing again?'

 

[sanharver]

@elsiejo I RX'd the warm-up

 

[kitty021586]

@elsiejo Coaches fav: now we just do this for 94 minutes

 

[okki]

@elsiejo At least you didn’t die.

 

[okki]

@elsiejo After the wod: “f yall, see you tom”