If my coworkers can have a 10minute smoke break why can’t I have a 10minute micro workout?

[werewolf]

@dawn16 Roll up the (unopened) pack of cigs in your sleeve for effect while you do pushups.

 

[sherryg4jp]

@werewolf Slick your hair back with vo5, while you're at it.

 

[brodyal1]

@sherryg4jp Keep a comb in your back pocket and run it through the sides of your hair for dramatic effect.

 

[sherryg4jp]

@brodyal1 A switchblade comb!

 

[jaminbear]

@sherryg4jp Eeeeeeyyyyyyyy

 

[yowan]

@werewolf it’s a metaphor