Seeking gossip (no but like real CrossFit gossip)

[aaron2025]

@dawn16 That's potentially the juiciest of gossip.

 

[hogree]

@aaron2025 Ew.

 

[yomexy]

@aaron2025 The juice is loose

 

[iamthankful]

@dawn16 I almost shat my pants as I was finishing up murph. Ran in the gym, checked my time and just slow jogged into the bathroom. It was pretty close.

 

[jlee27]

@stthomaschristian The two best looking coaches at my box are now engaged. The powerlifting coach once said "I bet they have awful sex, they are both so attractive" and we all giggled.

 

[fallsgoddess]

@jlee27 Hahaha

 

[ttryl09]

@stthomaschristian OMG, I would need to make an alt account to spill all my tea, because this one is under my real name.

 

[stthomaschristian]

@ttryl09 Please do

 

[waitingforhisname]

@ttryl09 Brief fan-girling… I love your books and had no idea you were a CF-er.

 

[ttryl09]

@waitingforhisname Oh yay! Thank you!

 

[onidam2]

@ttryl09 Haha, same, that is why I'm only here for the tea. The tea I have could fill an ocean, but I'll save it for an alt account-- one day.

 

[palv]

@ttryl09 Literally same. I live in a small town with one gym and I’m also a coach there. But there’s always a new piece of juicy gossip. I’d need a throwaway

 

[tennesseegirl1993]

@stthomaschristian Found out that a not insignificant number of people at our gym are swingers. Two of them are a married couple with a newborn that broke up because she had been swinging without his permission. They would post nasty shit on Facebook about each other and then turn up at social events together as if nothing had happened. Very awkward.

 

[raeclark]

@tennesseegirl1993

swinging without his permission

Isn’t that just cheating?

 

[tennesseegirl1993]

@raeclark I mean yeah but I don’t really know the rules of swinging tbh. I can imagine there are some grey areas. Fuck knows

 

[ahadi]

@tennesseegirl1993 Utah #momtok?!?

 

[tennesseegirl1993]

@ahadi No ha ha, in the UK

 

[ahadi]

@tennesseegirl1993 Don’t go down the momtok rabbit hole. Just look at how hot all the swinging partners are/were and leave it at that. It’s a time suck.

 

[nae64]

@ahadi These seem like wise words of caution. A link to this #momtok would have been better for most of us...

 

[ahadi]

@nae64 Did you open TikTok and search #momtok ? See y’a in January