what’s everyone’s go-to (lame) joke at the gym?

[helen12357]

@elsiejo Any time we do legs I call them "thighceps"

 

[marieeeee]

@helen12357 One of your Hamstring muscles is called the “Biceps Femoris”.

I’m super fun at parties.

 

[marshelgordonswife]

@helen12357 I call my pecs “chesticles” with people I know well enough.

 

[thatsbunkers]

@elsiejo When anyone shows up late to class, I say “Better late than pregnant!”

 

[joyhelpinghands]

@thatsbunkers I’m stealing this next time I’m late

 

[shantaylor]

@joyhelpinghands That’s good. I say ah, Sam, good of you to join us.

 

[lordismyshepard]

@elsiejo When asked how I finished the workout so fast “I count by twos”

 

[eclipse122778855]

@lordismyshepard Also a good “that’s what she said” setup

 

[jcc19240]

@elsiejo When we're doing timed intervals like every 3:00 for 15:00, I like to yell out "43 seconds!" or some other random time call-out instead of 30 or 15 or 10.

 

[elsiejo]

@jcc19240 classic

or screaming TIIIIIIIME 13 min into a 36min AMRAP

 

[blessedfaith]

@elsiejo Coach: Everybody ready?!

Me: No but let's do it anyway.

 

[weighbourg]

@blessedfaith “Ready as I’ll ever be”

 

[singerum]

@weighbourg This one is a must. Kinda like strapping something onto the truck and saying "that's not going anywhere"

 

[unworthyacolyte]

@elsiejo Sometime 2 persons ask the same question back to back to the coach.
I love being the 3rd to make him repeat yet again the same thing.
Not sure he gets that I'm doing it on purpose.

 

[chapelmusicworship]

@elsiejo Thruster? I barely know her!

 

[hannah18]

@elsiejo Cleans/Snatches: “Are we’re going from the rack or the floor”? (So lame)

 

[singerum]

@elsiejo On running days, our coach always says "incase your allergic to asphalt and want to row..." goes on to describe the scales.

 

[elsiejo]

i’m loving all of these - nice to see the humour exists across the world (FYI I train in Scotland)

 

[farmerdex]

@elsiejo Woah, good work but save some reps for the rest of us.

 

[chameleon1991]

@elsiejo Class starts at 4:30pm and is usually the same people everyday. If everyone shows up early our coach will always says “alright 4:28 class let’s get started”. Idk why but I always chuckle a little