what’s everyone’s go-to (lame) joke at the gym?

@elsiejo As a distance runner, whenever there is a warmup run (say 100 m) I like to stop halfway, put my hands on my knees, and pretend I’m not gonna make it back to the gym.
 
@elsiejo After finishing a particularly brutal workout, where most folks are still flat out on the ground making sweat angels, I like to go up to the people waiting for the next class and tell them the workout was "actually pretty chill"...
 
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