what’s everyone’s go-to (lame) joke at the gym?

[dawn16]

@veronica77

 

[danielrao]

@veronica77 I'm laughing hard at this.

 

[belovedchild1]

@blessedfaith Coach after explaining the workout: Ok cool. Any questions?

Me: Do you think these are women’s shorts?

 

[thatsbunkers]

@belovedchild1 Me: “How many holes does a straw have?”

 

[richardjordan]

@belovedchild1 Do I look fat in this?

 

[naoiwi]

@belovedchild1 Why is there prune juice but not raisin juice?

 

[contrecoup]

@blessedfaith I have a note from my mother to be excused from gym today

 

[joiner20]

@blessedfaith "Who hurt you?"

 

[123lx]

@blessedfaith "What did we do to deserve this?"

 

[teamor]

@blessedfaith My favorite answer is always: a lot of questions, but not about the workout

 

[timithos]

@blessedfaith When we get asked that, I always say “do we have to do this?”

 

[airamerica]

@timithos As the coach, reply is always "actually no, not at all! You have your car keys and the front door is not locked. In fact, you PAID to be here! Can you believe that??!"

 

[chinny702]

@blessedfaith Why is a pig's tail curly?

 

[cherrystrawberrydrop]

@blessedfaith “Yeah I have a question, how dare you.”

We are all over 30 and have seen the office

 

[sarahjamison19]

@elsiejo I like to ask "about how long the workout is taking people today" when it's an AMRAP. it's not a good joke.