what’s everyone’s go-to (lame) joke at the gym?

@timithos As the coach, reply is always "actually no, not at all! You have your car keys and the front door is not locked. In fact, you PAID to be here! Can you believe that??!" 😄😄
 
@elsiejo When we’re all lined up to start a run as part of our metcon, I will stand in the back, then frantically take off from the start line 3 secs early. People hate me as well
 
@ross11 OMG I love this. I’m going to do this but add in a “See ya, suckers!” But then bend over panting and wave everyone past and say I’ll catch up with them later.
 
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